Title: Resistance
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Characters/Pairing: Hotch/Rossi/Prentiss
Genre: Drama
Summary: “She’d barely had a chance to slip off her shoes when they’d ambushed her, each holding a set of bindings in their hand. She didn’t argue; she needed this.”
Prompt: Something like Emily tied up on a bed waiting for Rossi and ( Read more... )

Emily blinked.

It had been a very, very long time since she had woken up with a stranger lying in bed next to her. So long, in fact, that she couldn’t even remember the identity of the stranger in question. This one, though, wasn’t the kind of man she usually would have bedded, regardless of inebriation. He was youngish - about Reid’s age - and ( Read more... )

JJ looked around appreciatively at their new home. She really hated to brag about her abilities, but damn, she was good. It even had a scullery. That was skill on an epic level. Only the best evil sorceresses could do sculleries - just one of those bizarre things that no-one understood. Like platypuses.

‘This place is huge,’ gushed Garcia. ‘Oh man ( Read more... )

‘Emily!’

‘Oh shit. Fuck. Fuckity fuck fuck.’ Emily cringed at the sound of her mother’s voice. The rest of the team had looks of amusement firmly planted on their faces. Emily tried very hard to look amiable as her mother approached, but it was difficult when a three-month old half-demon fetus was kicking your uterus.

The team were in a bar in ( Read more... )

Title: Kidnapped! The Musical
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Characters/Pairing: JJ/Morgan, Hotch/Garcia, Rossi/Prentiss, Reid/Jordan, Kevin/Will
Genre: Musical/Romance/Comedy
Summary: Their own bizarre kidnapping and unexplained singing is definitely something the BAU could do without. But then again, there may be some positive side ( Read more... )

A/N: Okay, many thanks to windycitydreamer, who told me that this seemed to work even for someone who isn’t familiar with the Battlestar Galactica universe. Of course, knowing the universe does help, but it’s not essential. Secondly, thanks also to bibliothekara, who is responsible for the image of Morgan in a blond wig.

Chapter Two (Battlestar ( Read more... )

Emily blinked.

She found herself stuck in a very grey world. There was no definition to anything - it was just a series of blurs and swirls. If it sounded vague, it’s probably because it was. She remembered pain. That was something distinct, something detailed about this grey world.

She remembered the first bullet striking her in the left ( Read more... )

Emily blinked.

It was a stand-off; one that was replicating on a disturbingly frequent basis. BAU versus unsub. More often than not, the BAU was the victor, but there was always that tiny probability that whenever they strapped on the Kevlar, one of them was going to take two shots to the chest.

And that’s what happened. Not exactly - it would ( Read more... )

‘She’s taking this way too seriously,’ observed Morgan, staring at the sky, where an elated JJ flew a rather impressive dragon in circles around them. Because really - what world domination plot is complete without dragons?

‘You’re just upset because she took your precious Belgium away from you,’ said Garcia, with some humor in her voice. She much ( Read more... )